That's right folks, your kids may not be able to read, write, spell, add,subtract,multiply or divide, but little Johnny or Janey will be able to come up with a Jihadist plot in two minutes flat.
According to Gini Fischer, her daughter came home Thursday saying she had two minutes to come up with a plot for an act of terrorism.
110 freshmen at Pueblo County High School were given the assignment.
District 70 Superintendent Dr. Dan Lere said that students may have misinterpreted the assignment.
"If a student actually did illustrate an act of terrorism that they might commit, let's say against the school, we've expelled students for that."
(No sh*t Dick Tracy.)
So sure was the school that students misunderstood the assignment that they decided to collect the assignments and destroy them. To protect the students, of course(sac),right?
Or was it done to destroy the evidence of the actual assignment given to the students, therefore no one would be able to challenge the schools version of the events.
Either way folks, school is no longer about teaching the 3 R's (reading,riting,rithmetic) its about putting condoms on Bananas, teaching kids to go green(don't be like those mean conservatives), and how to hate George Bush. And now they have added Jihad 101 to the curriculum.